despite-everything:

just found the funniest stickers to put on my car

(via chilope)

nat-20s:

The desperate desire to create vs the oh so constant sleepiness plaguing my every action

(via stopbleedingontheinside)

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong:

thickness-protection-program:

magikasword:

thickness-protection-program:

fagapult:

thickness-protection-program:

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

(via itzbatz)

pro-gay:

altonzm:

pro-gay:

Just saw a guy with a league of Legends hoodie…… bye

ok but hun…you recognised it

I hate this post

(via thebootydiaries)

titanic97:

gonna start problems. oatmeal cookies are good

(via odin-n-out)

scope-dogg:

mr-downer:

leghorn:

scoutandcowpany:

yeah how come there isn’t male cow milk 🤔

There is but I wouldn’t recommend it

(via potter-inthe-tardis)

briandavidgilberts:

(via xiradax)

discogranny:

discogranny:

My racist uncle just showed up at the door, if this gets one reblog Ill deck him

Well the people have spoken

(via odin-n-out)

manywinged:

guy at work who i suspect is secretly a shapeshifter: to be frank -

me: yeah you’d like that wouldn’t you

(via odin-n-out)

bulletsandvampires:

wishingforserendipity:

gaycism:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

this one happened to me today

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

the-german-russian-skinwalker:

fuschious:

My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

Fuck she got possessed by america

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

lokaror:

thepleasuregoblin:

lokaror:

The boiling, unbearable sexual tension between 3cpo and r2….

I’m sorry but they have the sexual tension of a 75 year-old married couple

Yeah, I didn’t say what kind of unbearable it was

(via crocodilewitch)