gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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7 hours ago // 323,626 notes
spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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22 hours ago // 516,780 notes

420kawaii:

420kawaii:

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keep yerr hands off me formula 

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fuk u crabs

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I’m ready 

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merowre

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1 day ago // 67,094 notes

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

(via trust)


1 day ago // 153,057 notes

sancly:

Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

(Source: settles, via asian)


1 day ago // 60,460 notes
veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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1 day ago // 286,540 notes

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

(via retiredjesus)


1 day ago // 73,229 notes

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via no-wifi)


1 day ago // 537,875 notes

popunklegend:

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

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1 day ago // 416,702 notes