supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via lubricates)


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guy:

death-by-lulz:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS


Grandma’s Ghost
How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

(via bastille)


1 hour ago // 116,616 notes

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via shouldnt)


1 hour ago // 711,173 notes
nobody-likes-you-km:

wip; tate langdon by myself.
don’t remove the credit.

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via cherprayers)


1 hour ago // 190,712 notes

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via crystallized-teardrops)


1 hour ago // 387,696 notes

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via lubricates)


1 hour ago // 382,693 notes